Indian Media Bash Blog

Prime time reporting on Star News…

9:30 pm: Star News is analyzing the new haircut sported by Mahendra Singh Dhoni.

The various facts noticed by the reporter group:

a. The hair length is now shorter than before.
b. This is going to disappoint Pakistan President Musharraf, as he liked Dhoni with longer hair.
c. The new haircut is because of his contract with a company, which makes hair styling products.
d. The color of the hair is black and no artificial colors have been used.
e. Hair Stylists around the country wants to style Dhoni’s hair.
f. Blah. I have lost count.